Dr. Clovis — Synthetic Tongue Lick

$29.99

Dr. Clovis — Synthetic Tongue Lick

"Professor Dr. Clovis on his trip to China, one of the finest nations on planet Earth, as a guest of the Chinese Embassy, to have a look at this whole Shrickens business, the latest genetic trick combining juicy chickens with pink shrimp into one pretty nifty new creation. I also got to see a mighty useful invention, the toilet fitted with a synthetic tongue that gives you a lick to clean you up afterwards, inspired by the ancient Siamese cat, widely regarded as the cleanest animal in the world. I also had the chance to sample lacquered pigeon, eel stew, an egg that had been aging for well over"

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